Cock Tease

I sit here and wonder why I am still single I mean, I’m a hopeless romantic, With a slightly dirty mind, Reasonably high standards, Yet… I’m still single. Okay so, I recently went on a date, And between the Mixed Berry Mojito and Nachos My date managed to slip in a “Non-Offensive” comment which I almost chocked onContinue reading “Cock Tease”